Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021

Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay

i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules

by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019

Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.

Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?

by DefMas August 7, 2023

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018

The Bearfield Rule

Refraining from engaging with people you don’t know on social media, even when you have the power to destroy their argument.

“Jack’s comment on Liz’s status infuriated me, but I don’t know the guy so I had to exercise The Bearfield Rule”

by SC dubs September 29, 2018

Brighton Rules

A drinking/socialising rule that means – when it is called – all the attendees must have a pint in each pub they see on a route from A to B. Due to the high density of pubs in Brighton & Hove, the game makes it very difficult to travel even 1 mile without passing out.

George just called Brighton Rules. Guess that means we're not making it into town tonight.

by slea September 16, 2021

jetta rule

The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).

*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*

“Yo, Jetta Rule!”

by jcronin18 June 11, 2020