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Robert

typically white, Robert is an asshole with little friends. He's the type of person that snitches on you if you say butt. Robert thinks he's funny even tho he definitely isn't
Person 1: ew who the fuck is that
Person 2: oh that's Robert no one likes him
by John tickle dic January 10, 2020
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robert blanks

A guy who is not looking for trouble. A guy who is down to earth and focus on the things that need to do. Not worried about anything. And love all types of music and sports. Is a Christian and focus on good only.
"Bro, robert blanks is so chill . He doesn't worry about anything "
by Michigander October 2, 2017
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Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
oh that Declan Roberts have virtual sex with me
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
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Robert

A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.
Bro Robert is not Chineese
by bluepoint April 23, 2025
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robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"
by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020
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Robert

A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
Robert your A super special kid that talks to much about dinosaurs and cells
by Robert sucks February 10, 2022
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Robert

When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!
by RNish August 22, 2022
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