Queef

a fart that is stuck in your front butt

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.

by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.

"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Dumpster queef

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.

Dude, she dumpster queefed me while I was inside her!

by SuicideJimmyD2! June 10, 2019

crease queef

Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.

Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.

by AmishWebster March 17, 2021

tomato queef

When u queef during your period and blood comes out.

It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.

by Lightning mcqueef March 20, 2017

Queef

Part of the LGBTQ+ community

"Hey David, are u part of the LGBTQ community? I saw ur rainbow flag in ur Insta bio. Are u a queef?"

by Queerfqueen July 1, 2018