poop cocoon

When someone shits in a sleeping bag.

Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.

by asian_zing April 21, 2011

Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

by Butthole penis July 25, 2019

Poop Cum

The juice that comes out of your ass when you really have to take a shit, simulating cumming out of your ass.

"Dude last night i had to wipe poop cum out of my pants"

by aws and sk8the512blake February 4, 2010

smoking poop

to get high by doing drugs

He's all shit faced he must have been smoking poop.

by Tadpol December 29, 2007

gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006

Brain poop

Anything that someone says or dose that is really stupid.

That just brain poop.

by judge dredd7 November 27, 2012

Dick Poop

The act of male ejaculation.

I dick pooped on her face.

by Papy Wysong of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009