pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.

Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude

by Alivia M January 25, 2008

White Piss

Male semen

Honey? Why is there white piss on the floor of the bathroom?

by JustTheGuyThatPostsShit October 13, 2018

your not on piss

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

by BigD12 March 12, 2020

hooves and piss

A gelatin or "Jello" shot. Made by mixing the gelatin (formerly made of horse-hooves) with vodka or a smiliar liquor in place of water.

I had ten hooves and piss at the party last night!

by Ronamo December 10, 2003

Raining Piss

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.

Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.

by Macrovise May 23, 2022

piss momma

An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.

Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.

by Callmethunda August 3, 2017

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration

Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.

by mastasippa December 20, 2014