Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum

After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.

by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022

Raining Piss

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.

Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.

by Macrovise May 23, 2022

Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow

Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

Chunky piss

When you have a piss which is fully brewed, usually for a piss bandit

I got a chunky piss ready for this washroom might wanna evacuate the building

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

piss tin

A metal toilet such as that found in outhouses and other locations devoid of indoor plumbing. Often sprayed with shit.

Fuck man, did you smell the fuck-stench coming off of that piss tin?

by TresEquis April 8, 2004

hooves and piss

A gelatin or "Jello" shot. Made by mixing the gelatin (formerly made of horse-hooves) with vodka or a smiliar liquor in place of water.

I had ten hooves and piss at the party last night!

by Ronamo December 10, 2003

Piss Clown

A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.

"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"

by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021