Rusty Peanut

A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.

“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”

by TullyisTully December 4, 2025

Peanut Butter Jeffery

Peanut butter Jeffery

I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky

Soothe
What is he

What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery

I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling

Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys

For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool

Peanut butter Jeffery is my mother

by Jerfry Cool December 26, 2025

Peanut leather

A woman's labia and clit, specifically referring to the tfeeling of licking it.

"I've tried of licking your peanut leather, is it my turn yet?

by VampireFrog September 4, 2023

peanut

a being send from above to be consumed by mortal beings. it could send you into a trance making the world seem amazingly made by peanuts. delicious to chew suck or shove up your ass.

peanut peanuts peanut

by star yoghurt September 8, 2023

Peanut butter Fishstick

When a female to male transgender person sticks their dick into a mans ass, then pulling it out presenting it to the male.

*pulls out dick* "You want a bite of this Peanut butter Fishstick bitch?"
"Oh boy do I!"

by Pootlips11 September 15, 2023

what happened to this peanut butter

THE BEST QUOTE

Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.

by syrup :) September 19, 2023

Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard

Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops

by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023