Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.
It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.
by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021
Get the Pissing something mug.Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
Get the Piss Positions mug.A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)
by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021
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definition: another word of saying drippy piss.
example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
by urdaddyn January 23, 2021
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Get the Bugger and piss mug.A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
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