payment paper

A pay check.

Man i got 2 jobs micky dz, and taxi wish, I would like to get some extra" payment paper " for it.

by eddieboy1 400 March 11, 2010

Toilet paper

Once mackensie put his finger up his ass

Hello bruv i like toilet paper

by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

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《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》On《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Toilet paper

No existent in the uk

Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper

Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker

by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020

Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.

You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...

by Dr. MapleMilk June 9, 2010

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010