Day-Pants 

Pajama bottom pants. These pants are ideally worn during the day. Usually Day-Pants are worn on days that are considered lazy. Also Day-Pants are the pants you would wear after a good nights rest but decided not to take them off.

looks like it's going to be a lazy day. It seems like a good day for Day-Pants.

Day-Pants by awilkie1991 December 4, 2010

Wet-Pants-Republican 

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.

Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."

Wet-Pants-Republican by CongaChile October 30, 2011

spunk your pants 

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

spunk your pants by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006

Rock star pants

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.

See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.

"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"

"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"

Rock star pants by parttimepoet September 26, 2009

Camel Yoga Pants 

well... when you go to a yoga class and there'a a girl's yoga pants are too tight and you see the camel toe..

A: Oh gosh I saw a camel yoga pants today in class!
B: CYP is my worst fear when it comes to yoga class!!!

Camel Yoga Pants by lazyfood February 20, 2011

Outside of the Pants Feelsies 

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

Outside of the Pants Feelsies by OTPF October 20, 2012

Squirrels in my pants 

A song from Phineas and Ferb, but referingto having crabs. Aka, pubic lice. A bug thay makes your itch really bad in the crotch. It feels like you have 'squirrels in you pants'

P1: hey man can I talk to you?
P2: yeah what's up?
P1: you know that girl I slept with the other night?
P2: yeahhhhh
P1: well... Think I have squirrels in my pants.

Squirrels in my pants by Toastybunzzz November 3, 2022