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dietz nuts

You:What are those?

Your friend:Oh these? Dietz nuts.
You:Can i have some?
Your friend: Sure, grab a good handful in them😳Get a good grip in there😏
You:IM OUT
by The Dwayne Rock Johnson January 6, 2022
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Nut Buddies

Like blood brothers in a way, but closer. There are several ways that two can become nut buddies, of which all include mixing “nut” (no homo though). For instance, if y’all are tappin the same girl at the same time, and your splooge mixes, you are then nut buddies (this is not to be confused with Eskimo brothers). Any instance where y’all niggas mix nut in a non-homo fashion makes you nut buddies. This usually means you have such an unbreakable (purely straight) relationship that y’all have mixed your potential offspring.
So Zach and I were tappin the same girl, and our cum mixed, we nut buddies now.
by Kpedaddy69 April 18, 2018
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Brain Nut

When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.
Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!
by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022
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shoot nuts

An exclamation used when an unexpected event occurs which causes either shock, anger, or awe.
oh, shoot nuts that was close.
by nom nom nom nom April 2, 2009
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Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.
Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.
by abrasive personality September 4, 2011
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The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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perpetual nut

1. When you nut but it never stops.

2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.
"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."
by Vex977 May 28, 2019
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