Nathan is a nerd virgin who always has a strangely patterned winter coat on. His glasses are thicker than molasses and he gets no bitches. He has a scar on his right cheek because a bullet grazed his face when he was but a chil’. His bedtime is definitely 7:00 pm and everyone makes fun of him because he plays coolmath games on his crusty laptop. His backpack is taller than him and he could definitely fit inside it. He a runner he a track star. If you see a Nathan, RUN because he is always faster.
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Nathan is a boy with a 2 inch baby dick and long face. He also has sexual activity with baby's and horses he also has lots of acne. He gets hard when he looks at toddlers.
Nathan's are desperate and can't last one day without a man.
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Nathan is a pedo with a tiny dick and puts his dick inside chickens. Oh no it's nathan hide your pets.
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