Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2

Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary

by maksammich August 29, 2019

Matthew

He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive

Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock

by Isoncnss November 22, 2021

Matthew

They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.

Matthew is good at sports.

by KayWinter December 28, 2019

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches

If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches

by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020

Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.

Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.

by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019

Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.

I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022