Math

A waste of time. A very stupid subject.
And sometimes makes you very suicidal.

(Tom) ahhhhhh I can't do it I'm on the first Question and I was on it for a hour!
(Eric) so easy.
(Tom) I'm done. (Jumps out window )f*** math!!!!

by Philadelphia179 January 23, 2019

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Math

Math is a powerful force of life that helps you with practically everything, every subject you need. It's worth it, so here is this rap below:

Math is the best, it gives you zest, it lets you rest and helps you the best... Math is the best!

by OK Studios! September 20, 2022

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Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

by Ganvan September 9, 2011

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Clock Math

The science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.

I woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so I could be home by 4pm.

Example 1 -- 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm...solve for how much longer can I sleep.

Example 2 -- it's 10:30am I got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do I have to be here?

by 944 November 3, 2012

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Soul mates

They live and breath as one Mind, AttacheD at the hIp, destined to be & to love one AND other onlY. 4 timEs more complete and loVing thAn you could ever imagine in their book it will always be we<me they arent even a 3rd of a soul with out one and other

Madi and Andy are soul mates they have been together since they were 13 and they have kept one and other hopeful and happy for so many years i am so damn jelly

by Fritcue February 12, 2022

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