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low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.
“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.
by Meagan Tree Wood May 22, 2022
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keepin' it low

Keeping it quiet., sercretive, on the down-low, cool.
What about that car crash?

Hey, I'm keepin' it low for now.
by radvfx October 22, 2015
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Like low

When a old man says "like low" it usually means that they want their pc volume to be lower than average or wanted you to search up the definition of "like low" after searching the definition of "low"
"What volume is low?"
"Like low....."
by Renderfalse March 26, 2021
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Low Tide

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.
by millennia70 October 2, 2021
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lowe it off

yeh break up with him, just lowe it off
by derbzzzz March 25, 2022
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Low IQ Situation

A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.

Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.
He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.
by saintsundere September 15, 2024
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low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
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