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King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.
He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.
by Sethzky October 20, 2008
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hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.
That lad is THE Hash King bro
by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017
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slut king

King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.
After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!
by HAPTK January 30, 2015
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Lily king

Lily king is the kindest yet stupidest person you’ll ever meet. Her spirit animal is a rat, and she doesn’t know her states and capitals. If you meet a Lily king, you will likely have to wash your feet every hour because she likes having clean feet.
A Lily king made me wash my feet today.
by currently.in.pain November 7, 2020
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Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR
Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!
by The sneaker king October 20, 2022
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king dougie

a gay black pornstar who recently became popular off tiktok slideshow audios that contain him dicking down another (muscular) black man. the audios are usually slowed and have reverb to keep the 2 second attention span most people have on that app.

Some quotes include:
"Does that stroke feel good, King?"
"How good is that dick, bitch!"
"I got yo consent right? You're submissive to me."
"You understand why they call me king now, right?"
"Have you ever been fucked this good?"
me: "king dougie can have sex with another man and make it hilarious"

friend: "no way"
by deliciousdirt June 20, 2023
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king bob

to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit
by grussy July 23, 2022
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