Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head

Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?

by Thatoneguy00000000 November 26, 2023

Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!

It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson

by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023

Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023

johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

josie johnson

ugly, mean , bully

thats the ugly girl josie johnson

by urbanbois October 28, 2019