neil johnson

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.

Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.

by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021

sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

johnson dweller

Famous Roblox User (Massive Johnson)

Hey have you heard of The Johnson Dweller

by DomoKDomination March 7, 2025

Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better

Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024