Jaden Johnson

Jaden Johnson is the type of person that Has an average dick can hoop dirty minded and will roast the hell out of you

Jaden Johnson is a man thot

by Urdun dictionary October 24, 2018

Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.

Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.

by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018

carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female

Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now

by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019

unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 4, 2019

cody johnson

a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish

cody Johnson is a bitch

by Cj23453 March 7, 2019

Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.

Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.

by Excra sauce March 18, 2019

Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.

This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 7, 2019