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Johnny

Someone who dosen't pull any bitches
person 1:"Hey you know johnny?"

person2:"the guy who dosen't pull any bitches"
by Shane the shagger February 16, 2022
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Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012
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Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn
Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up
by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024
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Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.
Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.
by whitewolf91 April 19, 2021
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Crack Johnny

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head
by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020
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John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London
Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅
by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024
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pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.
Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"
by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015
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