Johnny

Someone who dosen't pull any bitches

person 1:"Hey you know johnny?"

person2:"the guy who dosen't pull any bitches"

by Shane the shagger February 16, 2022

johnny tinkleberry the 38th

man with big balls

phat asscheeks

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls

by 123gogogo1212 February 27, 2024

Johnny depp

A leo rising person celebrity who has a powerful arudha lagna in his chart

He has such a johnny depp horoscope

by Raymanavich December 24, 2020

Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn

Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up

by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024

Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"

Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.

Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"

by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015