Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person

Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!

by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023

Jerk

Junior educated rich kid

Oh my gosh, he is such a jerk

by Italian Linguini May 12, 2018

Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House

"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."

by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.

Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.

by zxmarie June 16, 2017

Ginger Jerk

A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.

Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.

by FFBushLeague July 23, 2016

Corner jerk

Someone who doesn’t you go by, or in your way

Look at this corner jerk just on the way!

by Kayto sasson March 14, 2021