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jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first
Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night
by Poprock56 May 11, 2017
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co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.
How about co-jerk before bed?
by darknasty May 26, 2017
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Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
by Jondus June 7, 2017
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.
Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.
by zxmarie June 16, 2017
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Power jerk

When a woman is more muscular than her male component and they dont have a condom, she will power jerk him harder than he's ever been jerked off before.
Tim and Alivia were drinking all night and they finally went to bed together. Tim didn't have a condom so walked around the house asking all his friends for a condom. None of them had one so he had to get a power jerk from Alivias huge arms. This isn't the first time Alivia has gone after a friend and beat them till they bleed. RIP Tims man parts.
by Ntubes7 July 6, 2017
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Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.
'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'
by Beadlover November 1, 2017
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