Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson

Jackson is nice but a bit bizarre. He like to bore people with all of his maps and history talk and is probably promoting a resurrection of the Zoroastrian religion. He like to study geopolitics and is actively working to break up Bosnia and Herzegovina. He'll end up as Prime Minister of Canada somehow.

There goes Jackson with his model of the siege of Vienna :(

by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021

Chloe Jackson

Chloe Jackson: Usually something/someone that is very big and annoying.

She's such a Chloe Jackson!
The concert was a Chloe Jackson.

by NiceGuy42069500020010 April 22, 2022

Jackson Blinman

A chill nonchalant sigma thats 7ft 2 black and has MASSIVE dreadlocks. He has a ten pack and bulging biceps. His cock his larger than an amazon box and hes into black trans women.

The boy got raped in the ass by Daniel Lu like how Jackson Blinman raped Rafael Zaslavsky beyond recognition and recovery.

by EricZengGlazeMaster3000 March 11, 2025

Michael Jackson

A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Lamba Jackson

Name given to the god of vibes Other names are

Libizangomo

Chef roni

Punta kaita
Lord lamba

In the begining there was lamba Jackson and he said let us create . He created punta kaita and pande Moris. On the 7th day he created chef roni. Aka de zangomos

by Lamba Jackson November 12, 2020