Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

Blueberry Jackson

noun; a bagel sandwhich containing: a blueberry bagel, cream cheese, american cheese, and ham.

Freddy: "would you like a blueberry jackson"

Daphnie: "whats that?"

Freddy: "its a blueberry bagel sandwhich with ham cheese and cream cheese."

by Savyjeanlovesyou91 January 26, 2011

Percy Jackson Movies

Does not exist. There are no Percy Jackson movies in Ba Sing Se.

Someone (uncultured): Hey, did you see the Percy Jackson movies.
Sane Person: What movies? There are no movies. Read this. *hands pjo series*

by Chaonix September 16, 2025

Jackson

A guy who thinks he’s skux with a slit in his eyebrow but he’s actually brain dead

Person 1 : Hey it’s jackson

Person 2: fuck he’s brain dead

by Brain dead October 17, 2017

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025