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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth
When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.
by NeoTechni April 7, 2023
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Jump Rope for Heart

A program by the American Heart Association. Famous for jump roping.
by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020
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lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.
"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "
by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016
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Jump and swing

Reference to hanging, sometimes used as a threat which can bypass moderation.
Hey bill, go jump and swing.
by Evil Lee October 27, 2025
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Bungee Jumping

When she doesn't take the pill she has to pray that the rubber doesn't rip just like when you do bungee jumping
"Are you on the pill?" "Nah I'm bungee jumping."
by It's RAW!!! January 20, 2022
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
by dswqsa895 February 2, 2023
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