Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game
Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house
Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time
Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while
Kaelon:fine lets play
Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time
Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while
Kaelon:fine lets play
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.
by Bobo Debauchery May 18, 2011
Honorary name of one who will assasinate the world leaders and become ultimate goddess / emperess of the universe. Giver of hugs and kisses. Goddess of all that is cute.
by Yer Brainz, foo' April 04, 2005
the hour of the day that it becomes dark so it could be a half hour before or a half hour after it gets dark
by i put things where they belong March 30, 2010
A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.
by Dean Wicks July 05, 2006
Unfunny dark humor (UDH) is when a joke that's dark isn't funny. Examples are Ronnie McNutt jokes, jokes that don't make sense, or just straight up dark and nothing else.
by Orestan12 August 30, 2023