the zones

Slang for LDN/London, shorthand for the phrase "Zones 1-6", the TFL fare zones, originating in the mid 2020s in Morden, South West London.

Person 1: "You still on holiday?"
Person 2: "Nah I'm back in the zones, you tryna link?"

"Brudda told me he was from the zones, then says Watford. Low it man"

"Bro I been talking to this bad one she lookin like my size but I live in the zones n she live in NYC, how's dat gonna work then?"

by southwestldner October 21, 2025

God Zone

A relationship status Quo similar to "the friendzone" but instead avoiding the relationship for Religious reasons.

Bruh:ya so she said she wasnt interested because she wanted to keep her relationships "biblicaly okay."
Bro: oooooh your in the god zone Bruh.

by the dearly ditched July 28, 2014

dejection zone

depression zone

(1) She is slowly sliding into the dejection zone, and still has one more day left to this week. Is this what you call karmic backlash?

(2) The 2008 budget has pushed loss-laden airline industry into dejection zone.

by riamimi July 17, 2009

group zone

When a woman systematically friend zones all guys in a group of friends.

Guy A: Man, Vicky friendzoned me yesterday
Guy 2: Yea she's gonna group zone all of us. She got me last week.

by Fedorian May 23, 2016

Bogus Dude Jam Zone

1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.

2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.

Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.

by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008

Friend zone

The friend zone also defined as "FUCKING HELL. WORSE THAN SCHOOL. When your crush rejects you and you have to live with the awkwardness for the rest of your puny life. LITERAL FUCKING HELL."

Friend:I have to go to school/hell tomorrow. Friend 2: FUCKING JARED THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FRIENDZONE YOU IDIOT! Friend: geez never though that the friend zone would be so bad. Friend 2: YOU CUUNNTTT.

by DEMONITIZEDZ November 30, 2018

The Bone Zone

"The Bone Zone" is a term used by people with the last name Bone. this phrase is used to declare victory in situations that are contradicting to an actual victory.

example.. fist-name Bone: "LETS GOOOO!! MY TRUCK CAME BACK TODAY!! WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONEEE!!" functioning human: yo... that's not a bone zone moment. your truck came back broken..

by zeeimu August 24, 2022