Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

Human Totem Pole

A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.

Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

Or

Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”

by ClaRak January 21, 2020

Human Waste Bin

Someone who eats so much shit .
Basically another definition to the "see food diet"

She is like a Human Waste Bin for food.

by YsguborHen May 26, 2018

Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.

How would you like to be my future jumble?

by The Director August 19, 2003

Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.

i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 7, 2019