funky spunk

When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.

His sppoge tated like ass.

by Giz god April 7, 2004

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

funkniac

1. A funk maniac.

2. Someone who loves funky beats and/or funky music so much that they can become consumed by it.

1. Man, I think that guy loves James Brown a little "too much" - he's a real funkniac!

2. Sorry, I can't go to the Country Music nightclub with you, I'm a straight up funkniac.

by Mr. Spy January 1, 2009

funkatron

Funkatron is the communications officer for the autobots. His robot form is a large pimp in a purple fedora who routinly has to smack a hoe so he can get a new Colt 45. His disguise is of a large mid 70's purple caddy with a velvet dash. He can speak only in slap bass tones.

Optimus Prime: Quick! Funkatron call bumblebee and warm him about Megatron!

Funkatron: BOM BA BOW BOW! BOM BONUP DAT!

Optimus Prime:?

by erikissuperfuckingawesome March 28, 2008

Funkutated

When someone smashes the Tater-tots in your pocket

"You Funkutated my TOTS!"

by Jack The White Kid,josh,erika August 12, 2009

Funking

1. Making things your way.
2. Stank up.
3. Dancing in a cool, funky, retarded, or unique way.

Oh yeah, funkin' counts to.

1. Mario Bros. is interesting. Once I make up a funking story about them and post it on whatever site accepts it, everybody will be addicted to it!
2. When Zelda dropped an nuclear silent but deadly fart, Link smelled it and said " You are funking up our heaven baby!"
3. Funky Kong was dancing on the dance floor. "Damn! this man if funkin' up the dance floor!" Yelled Daisy.

by Boorish Urban Chief April 18, 2013

Funko

Funko

"ay yo Funko get your ass online"

by Funk0 September 30, 2020