Facebook Mom 

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials

Your such a facebook mom

Facebook Mom by Gennregon June 24, 2021

facebook slut 

a girl or other who will add anyone on facebook but not know any one and gets gratification from her excessive catalogue of nobodies who also use facebook and may or may not have come into contact with the slut on one or more previous occasions - not necessarily classifying you as a friend.

Someone who has friends on facebook who doesn't socialize with them but merely teases you.

Fuck I hate facebook...

About 4.5 million people on facebook - for all those people who add me as friend and never talk to me - hug me - fuck me and think they are all that because they have a million fucking facebook fuckers on their friends list - you are a facebook slut

facebook slut by Fresh_TJS August 22, 2009

Facebook faggot 

Someone who's life is facebook and never turns the computer off for a fear of a missed notice.

Guy: Let's go to the party
Ass: No dude Im already attending it on Facebook
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Guy: Get the fuck off facebook
Ass: No dude I just need to go on for a little bit
Guy: You were just on 4 minutes ago
Ass: Shut up
Guy:Facebook Faggot

Facebook faggot by Ahh (ass) May 1, 2008

Facebook Hang up 

You are chating with your friend when; boom they are gone! No good bye, Mauh or kiss my ass. Nothing at all! At this point in time you are like WTF, wondering if there connection was bad or something happen to them? You sit there dazed and confused just to find out your "Friend" is an ass and does not feel like typing good bye. The term for this type of individual is Facebook douche bag...

Kelly's Friend is such a Facebook douche bag; she always Facebook Hang up on her.

Facebook Hang up by Scotty B the facebook G May 4, 2009

Facebook Ghost 

Somebody who always appears offline on Facebook, usually so nobody will bother them in chat.

I think that Bob is a Facebook ghost. He always posts stuff but is never online.

Facebook Ghost by The Anti-Facebook Ghost February 18, 2010

Facebook Poke 

A way of saying "I like you" to someone without actually coming out and saying it to their face. If they poke you back, they are equally interested.

Lisa: I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
Michele: Facebook poke him.

Facebook Poke by Phil92-1 June 16, 2010