Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

eat the poo poo

When gulible people just believe the bullshit that other people tell them.

Man I just sat there and watched my friend eat the poo poo his gf was feeding him. Everyone knows she's cheating on him.

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

by Jarwell September 17, 2016

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.

Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.

by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020

I’m eating spaghetti

Spaghetti 🍝 is yummy

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020