Drama Douche

drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker

drama queen Drama Douche

by Btchalorette February 27, 2012

musical douche

any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.

Mason Bates is a musical douche.

by Dwizzle69 February 19, 2015

Douche Meeting

The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.

Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.

by jdupon21 January 4, 2010

douche chariot

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard

wow that kid is riding a douche chariot

by quesotaco August 29, 2016

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023

Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.

When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'

by smooter March 6, 2009

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019