sippin on that dr gepurpletip
by oliver teeth October 11, 2023
A person conducting an experiment that ends in catastrophic failure,bodily injury and/or death or close call.
When Dr. science, of the Dr. science show, demonstated the vigorous reaction of potassium metal and water, he dropped a small piece of potassium in a glass of water,it burst into flames, and shot out of the glass, a burning flare, right past his face as he jumped backward, narrowly avoiding getting burned.(no face shield), he became Dr. goddamn dangerous.
by 11bucks March 13, 2013
"Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey is the architect of the Spartan program. She's a decent artist, arguably a war criminal, and a bit of a caffeine addict."
- Cortana, 2022
- Cortana, 2022
by TheSmartestOutsider June 25, 2022
by noreallyurmom February 02, 2023
A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 09, 2025
by aebaadcode February 10, 2019