Dong

A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.

Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."

by Linjin November 9, 2022

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.

"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"

by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019

Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017