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Courtesy Wipe

When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
by Nurseperkytits November 28, 2013
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Courtimal

A Courtimal is very rare marriage of a Courtney and an animal. Usually brought on by being hangry or hungover.
This half woman, half animal is only brought down from her rage, by a snow bath.

Much like the t-rex, she eats anything with a pulse. With the ability to ninja kick and sick her attack cat on you with its siren like sounds, it pierces your ears and confuses you whilst 'The Courtimal' pounces. It's a dangerous tandem. Just ask reindeer games.

Instead of sleeping, she waits, in the dark, for her next victim.
We were all out having a great time on Sunday funday until the Courtimal came out and started raging, luckily someone in the group knew that to calm her rage she needed a snow bath.
by ToddGlidewell January 7, 2014
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Countsterbating

Last night i was countsterbating.
by NOPYSEUDONYM March 10, 2014
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course-lovers

peoples who are in love just from the start to the end of a course!
i.e fake lovers who are into each other for benfits just for a short span of time!!
boy1-did ya hear glenn an drew broke up......!?
boy2-what happened.......
boy1-they were just course-lovers mann!
by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014
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Courtesy Laughter

Courtesy laughter is extended to the boss or someone that believe's they are important any time they say anything that is either remotely funny or not funny at all. Usually heard in board rooms in front of the customer or anyone else that may have influence on project funding.
Boss: "Thanks everybody for coming to the meeting and making me feel important"

Boardroom: "He......he.....he...he...."

Alan (whispering): "Damn, did you hear Jeff? That kiss-ass had the loudest courtesy laughter in the room".
by Dulaney71 August 27, 2014
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Courtesy Slap

A second mandatory stroke on the butt after the first
Never one without two, give her a good courtesy slap! - everyone
by Marx Twain January 29, 2016
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courtney ferguson

by Lakrbdoalbei April 3, 2016
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