Christmas

Your parents are santa for all you kids who still believe they eat the cookies and milk and get fat

Fat is Fat is when you do things fater when your on your period on Christmas

by Mya way May 11, 2018

Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

White Christmas

The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".

Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do

Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup

by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016

Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

by hSak August 29, 2020

White Christmas

When you snort some cocaine on christmas morning

Why is there white stuff on your nose?

Oh, man I just had me a white christmas

by BootyWarrior89 December 21, 2014

Blackest christmas

Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa

Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas

by Hasaf December 3, 2019

so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")

"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."

by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024