french canadian love custard

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure
hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty
by scottydo May 14, 2007
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When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.
She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.
by zsherm February 23, 2007
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A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.
canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!
by dick pirateeee December 09, 2009
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it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.

It's a good time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023
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An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
by HI#2 October 01, 2019
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the act of taking a shit in a hot frying pan after eating hibachi food and proceeding to create a tater tot casserole. after the casserole is done you take it to the local orphanage where many forgotten about children shall indulge in you home made created shit infested casserole
oh my how i love this home made West Canadian Tater Tot Casserole
by chillydilly69 February 02, 2022
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Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."
by Canadian Wood Hump February 08, 2021
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