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call me on tuesday

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.
by sKandelous September 26, 2010
mugGet the call me on tuesdaymug.

Bandwidth Booty Call

When a friend comes over supposedly to hangout, but in reality their internet has gone down and they are using you to get a broadband connection.
Person 1: Hey it's been a while let's catch up.
Person 2: Come right over.
Person 1: I'll be bringing my laptop so I can talk while I work.
Person 2: Wait a minute, is this a bandwidth booty call?
by Violet_River September 29, 2011
mugGet the Bandwidth Booty Callmug.

i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
meredith : “i love you more

derek: “that’s not true
meredith: “i call post it

derek: “fuck”
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020
mugGet the i call post itmug.

Call center Apu

Is an asian call center operative that cant speak good English due to there strong Asian accent
i was going to buy something today from the shopping channel but when i got through on the phone i had to put it down because i couldn't understand what he was saying to me good old call center apu
by Carlton banksz December 23, 2014
mugGet the Call center Apumug.

call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.
Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.
by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013
mugGet the call me dutchmug.

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
mugGet the It's called history, sweatymug.

call yourself pete

When you come into a room and try taking over the situation, even though you don't know what is going on, you are "walking in and calling yourself Pete".
You just got here, don't come in and call yourself Pete.
by callingmyselfpete December 15, 2014
mugGet the call yourself petemug.

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