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a normal child 

oof so ur here to huh i cant help you but.. bining a normal child help ur mom all day give her a creepy ass smile
mom: WHY CANT U BE A NORMAL CHILD
me: ......stop
a normal child by UvU_wolf_ May 22, 2021

Meat Child 

A disgusting looking mutated meat blob of a child found drawn in books, chalk boards, white boards, magazines, or any where else that can be drawn on, Although they have been rumored to live in certian forest all around the United States, no official evidence has been found to prove this.
The most widely drawn meat child has its eyes melting off its face, no mouth, no legs, slits for a nose and an arm growing out of its head, however, meat children have been seen with a wide verity of features.
Save the Meat Child!
Lets go kick the Meat Child!
The "beef" in that beef and bean burrito is accually made from ground Meat Children!

freak child 

a random person that does so strange things some times but is very nice and lovely
very similar to noob
you're such a freak child
freak child by krazydb February 22, 2009

Banana Child 

The result of banana sex...
Child: Why am i yellow mummy?
mother: You are a banana child... duh!!
Banana Child by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014

innocent child of god 

Sexual girl but is very catholic who will die alone having sex.
A innocent child of God is somebody who will have sex and die right then and there. Also with a dildo in her ass hole

Adult child 

Someone who is an adult (over 18) but still displays child-like features and characteristics. They feel as if they still are a child and don't want to grow up yet, spirit wise.
Johnathan and Samantha would rather play video games and go go-kart racing than go on sit-down dates at fancy restaurants. Thus, they are adult children.
Adult child by KingKidnem September 16, 2017