by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

shaking a bottle of baja blast and then shoving it up someones ass and then opening it while its inside
by uyeeur December 15, 2021

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

When a member of Bapo is currently using the toilet and pooping. Generally followed by taking a shower to clean up. The word can also be replaced with an emote :blasting: which signifies the same action.
Jappetto being the upstanding moderator he is, continued to process the mod queue while using his laptop and blasting. After blasting he showered to make sure he was clean again.
by bapo-blaster September 28, 2019

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom
Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid
by Grevylags April 7, 2020
