Moral Boobster

It'sa girl (stripper or friend) who boosts you moral by doing a flash boob.

yesterday i was feeling kinda low, but Nancy came to my place and flashe boob me to cheer me up. She's really a moral boobster!

by KinkyLulu November 19, 2009

99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

Thos are 99 words for boobs

by illestemia March 7, 2009

Back Boobies

A condition that occurs when someone is chunky enough, a bra will sink into their back fat forcing unsightly flaps of skin to protrude over their bra strap creating a floppy "boob-like" formation in their shoulder-blade region. This condition is well documented in smaller towns where there are ample supplies of bacon. It has also been known to correlate directly to a FUPA.

That bitch must be trying to counter-balance her Double D breasts with her C Back Boobies.

by Narcolepticjay August 28, 2006

booboo

something that is very cute and adorable. it is used for someone who needs to be kissed and cuddled every second of the day.

you are my booboo!

by pranu87 September 18, 2012

boobie hug

A hug given where the intention of the female is to excite the male by squeazing her breasts into him or by rubbing them against his chest.

see also bosom hug

Those breastices are real, I could tell from the boobie hug.

by Adam 1980 August 3, 2005

boobism

The Religon of Loving Boobs. The main gods in this religon are Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan in better days. Also Emo kids are immune to boobism explaining why there pants are so tight.

Anyman who is straight is a follower of boobism

by STUART SMITH November 26, 2005

Boobert

1.An endearing nickname for a significant other, as an alternative to Boo but in a silly and goofy endearing way.

2.A boo with bert tendencies.

Whatcha doing there Boobert?

by basedbean September 17, 2019