Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

Le Awesomeness

Something that an Aquarius possesses, that can be given to another person to add some pizzazz and color to their Life.

Kid Cudi has enough Le awesomeness to go around to.

I wish i had some Le awesomeness right now, my life is soo boring, mundane, and mediocre.

by Bmore November 9, 2012

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013

very awesomeness

It's like awesome, + 1.

Michaela, very awesomeness of you.

by Pandacore July 31, 2016

most awesome word in world

Typed in urban dictionary when extremely bored

I was so bored I typed most awesome word in world.

by Sexmasterbater July 2, 2016

Eric awesome

the most awesome person in the world.

-Do you know Eric Awesome?
-YES!!!!! WE ALL LOVE HIM!!!

by Awwesomere December 20, 2016

maximized awesomeness

Can't get any better than this; ultimate perfection

Seeing Duran Duran live in concert in 2016 after 30+ years of fandom, for me, was maximized awesomeness.

by daytripr May 22, 2017