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Alakailization

The term of being a chinese immigrant crossing the border to southeast Asia, may also be used to a chinese immigrant traveling to southeast Asia
Hey look i found somebody whos an Alakailization
by Antijuro_1 February 7, 2025
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Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.
“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine
by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026
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AlaskanThugleNuts

Where you fart on a old or young man’s balls and Tip and scream Opa and get liquid shit on there cockstrix wal they look like a thug and wear a skimask outside riding it doggy on the snow
I just AlaskanThugleNuts On this guys cock bro “ -DUDE NO WAY I DID TO I AlaskanThugleNuts him in the anal fartHole
by BiggusDickusJewBlackBalls January 26, 2026
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Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.
Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.
by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026
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Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire
"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"
by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026
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Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.
I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.
by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026
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Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 20, 2025
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