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queef

fart bubble goes through ur cooch lip and not ur bout crack
when you feel a fart but feel the fart bubble goes out the front and ur cooch lips open so you basically queef
by lexatives April 6, 2025
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Queef

by Fetzko April 26, 2021
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pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
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Queef Muncher

A rude insult or a flirty compliment depending on the context.

Rude Insult: A person so worthless they are too undeserving to eat pussy and is only permittable to taste the air excreted from the vagina.

Flirty Compliment: Someone you like so much that you don't mind that they see the vulnerable side of you, someone you would be okay queefing into their mouth.
Him: "Shut up you are such a Queef Muncher!"
Him 2: "Ouch!"

Him: "You taste great!"
Her: "Haha you are such a Queef Muncher 😉"
by Peachy_107 October 20, 2024
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queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
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Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef
We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef
by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024
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queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"
"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"
by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020
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