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Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"๐Ÿคจ

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" ๐Ÿ˜ค

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ...๐Ÿ˜‘ "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... ๐Ÿ˜‘ Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" ๐ŸŒŠ

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ™‚

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ˜ƒ "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God โ˜น๏ธ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
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The best friend you could ever ask for he/she makes u spill your secrets and feeling without even trying he/she makes u always smile and makes u fall in love with him/her, He/She is good looking and a good friend
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He likes blue, that man is a Noah J. Case.
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Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.
"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"
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