speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022

bitch tards

a cabal laughed at on the campus of bard college. they characterized by their malicious and dense temperaments.

oh no watch out, here come those bitch tards with shanks in hand

by sugar ray leonard August 24, 2007

Tard

A common term to be used negatively against a person who watches Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece, and defends them unconditionally.

Person 1: Have you seen the new episode of Naruto?
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a tard.

by KrayZWT April 7, 2017

Clout-tard

Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.

(Bobby)Did you see James got on “X”? (Clout-tard) we don’t talk about James.

by uhurmom February 6, 2024

tard

Someone who is so retarded to the point where the "re" is taken off the rest of the word.

Matt: Chris is such a tard. He is so caught up in his bullshit to the point that he forgot where his class was, and then yelled at the teacher when she told him it was the wrong class.

by condom balls 33 April 24, 2023

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016