5:11 pm

I wrote this a 5:11 pm...
Oh wait now its 5:14 pm.

What time is it?

-5:11 pm

That was 3 minutes ago.

Ok so its now 5:15 pm

by Average French Canadian September 26, 2022

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Get the 5:11 pmmug.

The 11

Only 3% of ken have a completely straight penis

Most have an 11 o'clock. Mayve even a 10:30. Up, down, left, right, mixed. According to my doctor. 100% normal to have an 11.

It was a little bent to the left, but it made it feel bigger. I've never been with a 12. Up, down, left or right it is always The 11.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

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Get the The 11mug.

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

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