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Crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

Extremely unpleasant or disagreeable, very trashy, more crusted in shit than your crusty ass-crack hair
Even though it's essential, social media is crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole
by Asadefa September 21, 2020
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Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
by Acko Morales March 11, 2021
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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023
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You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone
Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!
by Endr9 February 4, 2020
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