Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Tetris Dat Shit

The act of one or more individuals interlocking steps used to step up and get boats.

Man Ryan and I really Tetris Dat Shit yesterday.

by :HLKJFGDZSF July 10, 2014

Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

Baby shit

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.

Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes

by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020

shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025