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i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.
*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”
by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024
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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024
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i am not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy
by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024
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I AM MUSIC

An album by Playboi Carti that is never going to fucking drop
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TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.
"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".
by SOLØ June 5, 2024
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I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.
I have a huge cock.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024
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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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