spimp man

My boyfriend Tyler ; a funky male pet name

"Whatchu doin spimp man?"

by Gasmask.360 February 16, 2021

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

netter man

A netter man is a person who spreads pain, if they are fused up by rage they will accomplish certain things that society could not imagine.

They usually find hate and infliction in things they experience and see, they cannot compare feelings to humans.

''That guy over there is a true netter man''

''You looked like a netter man when you beat up that guy for calling you a punk''

by Ectly February 18, 2021

Man Kitten

When a man's pubes have grown so bushy that you no longer can see his dick.

Damn, that man kitten is real fat!

by LuNaTiCxLiFe February 18, 2021

hottest man alive

that gotta be rari he is the hottest man alive

Rari: i am not hot at all
Me: omfg i swear ur the hottest man alive

by xxp00syxx February 19, 2021

Michael, tremendous man

The best press secretary the world has ever had. He is tremendous and outstanding. He has since been promoted to judge, however he is mad as he has lost his salary! lol

He is a michael, tremendous man type of person. Simply tremendous.

by Unknown physicist February 19, 2021

Gravel Man

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy

-Operator

Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.

by Gravel Man February 19, 2021